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Magic · Men's mental health · Northern banter

Two magicians talking nonsense, life and the stuff blokes don't usually say — without turning it into a lecture.

MIDDLESBROUGH
NORTH EAST
ROUGH AROUND
THE EDGES
IT'S OKAY NOT TO BE OKAYJUST DON'T SUFFER ALONESOME BATTLES ARE INVISIBLEREAL MEN TALK. LISTEN. CHECK IN.KEEP GOINGMAN NOT PERFECT. STILL STANDING.YOU MATTERCHECK IN. SPEAK UP. KEEP GOING.BE KIND TO YOUR MINDTALK IT OUTBAD DAY. NOT A BAD LIFE.YOU'RE NOT ALONE IN THISKEEP SHOWING UPIT'S OKAY NOT TO BE OKAYJUST DON'T SUFFER ALONESOME BATTLES ARE INVISIBLEREAL MEN TALK. LISTEN. CHECK IN.KEEP GOINGMAN NOT PERFECT. STILL STANDING.YOU MATTERCHECK IN. SPEAK UP. KEEP GOING.BE KIND TO YOUR MINDTALK IT OUTBAD DAY. NOT A BAD LIFE.YOU'RE NOT ALONE IN THISKEEP SHOWING UP

Where the trick ends
and the guard drops.

A proper conversation after a gig, in the bar, when the show is over and nobody's trying to impress anyone.

01

Real talk, disguised as banter

One minute it’s a card trick. The next it’s, “Actually mate, I wasn’t alright last year.” Then straight back to nonsense. Honest without making a performance of it.

02

Magic without the ego

No tutorials. No “look how clever I am.” Just strange gigs, tricks that went sideways and the wonderfully odd creatures who live behind the curtain.

03

Bloke-friendly honesty

Conversations for people who don’t want a mental-health lecture. Two mates having a laugh, dropping the guard and saying the bits blokes usually leave unsaid.

THE SHORT VERSION
“Honest, funny and a bit rough round the edges — talking about stuff most blokes don't usually say out loud.”
NOT POLISHEDNOT SCRIPTEDNOT PREACHY

Experts in absolutely nothing.

Mates first. Magicians second. Hosts somewhere after that.

Gary and Eamonn at the Shut Up You Doyle microphones in their magic studioTWO LADS. ONE MIC. NO FRONT.
EAMONN

Brings the stories, the straight talking and an opinion on almost everything.

&
GARY

Asks the question, finds the funny bit and occasionally admits when life has been a bit much.

“The chemistry is simple: mates first, hosts second.”
WHY THIS EXISTS

Serious stuff.
No serious voice.

Plenty of men will never choose a “mental health” conversation. But they will listen to two lads having a laugh, talking honestly and not making a big deal of it.

Magic gives us the stories. Friendship gives us the permission. Humour keeps the door open.

THE RECIPE
MAGICplayful · visual · unpredictable
+
REAL LIFEpressure · failure · confidence
+
BANTERlocal flavour · universal truths
Two lads, one mic, no idea — Shut Up You Doyle podcast artworkRECORDED & READY

COMING SOON · THE CONVERSATIONS ARE IN THE CAN

The episodes exist.
We're just waiting.

The microphones have been switched on. The conversations have happened. The first episodes of Shut Up You Doyle are already recorded — we're simply waiting for the right time to let them loose.

Expect magic stories, honest moments, Northern banter and the things blokes don't usually say out loud. No launch-date theatre. When it's right, they'll drop.

01 RECORDED02 READY03 DROPPING SOON
Tell me when it drops ↗

More than
merch.

Premium everyday apparel that starts real conversations. Muted, wearable colours. Messages that matter. A percentage of profit from every sale supports men's mental health.

Shut Up You Doyle black, olive and cream mental-health merchandise collection
THE MESSAGE IS THE BRAND · THE CLOTHING STARTS THE CONVERSATION
THE FIRST DROP · COMING SOONIT'S OKAY NOT TO BE OKAY.
01 / BLACK
SHUT UP YOU DOYLEIT'S OKAY
NOT TO BE
OKAY.
JUST DON'T
SUFFER ALONE.

THE CHECK-IN HOODIE

02 / OLIVE
ONE CONVERSATION
CAN CHANGE EVERYTHING
KEEP
GOING

THE KEEP-GOING HOODIE

03 / CREAM
SHUT UP YOU DOYLEREAL MEN
TALK.
LISTEN.
CHECK IN.

THE REAL-MEN HOODIE

01SOME BATTLES
ARE INVISIBLE.
03YOU
MATTER.
04CHECK IN.
SPEAK UP.
KEEP GOING.
OUR MISSION

Start a conversation without saying a word.

If someone wears it today, it might remind them to check in on someone else. That's the point: community over silence, support without speeches, and clothes you'll actually want to wear.

Hear when the shop opens ↗
LOCAL FIRSTBacking the blokes doing the work.

We particularly want to support local men's mental health groups across Middlesbrough and the North East — the people making space for honest conversations close to home.

LOCAL IN FLAVOURGLOBAL IN RELATABILITY.

Middlesbrough gives us the voice. Life, work, pressure, confidence and failure make the conversation belong to everyone.

NO SPAM. NO LECTURES.

Be there from
the beginning.

Merch drops, news and the occasional bit of magic.